$ 10,000 plate of food

This from an interiew with Clevon and Mr. Baksh, from today's newspaper.

"And Clevon, you want to hear something: I was told, just a few days ago? As long as it is juicy, yes; go on.
I was reliably told that the PNM is organising a $10,000-a-plate fund-rising dinner. (He called the name of the PNM official responsible for the event).
Mr Baksh, that must be some kind of joke, or isn’t it that you are trying some political thing. $10,000, Mr Baksh?

Yes folks, de people who supporting the Lifetime Leech Bloodsuckers Party (LLBP) is people who could afford a plate of food for 10,000 dollars. Dat kind of money could buy a few hundred pound of rice, beans, smoke herring, and a few case a sweetdrink for dem starving lil chirren from Rio Claro trace, de ones I saw walking with dey maga barefoot in de mud road, last time I went.
But wot are dese pigs feasting on for $ 10,000 to get dem so fat and stupid, so dey go prance in de pen for in-de-pen-dance?
I find out dat de menu is chicken foot sangwich, fowl bottom sauce, hog head soup, pig guts souce ( shit included), stew goat channa, and jackass brain noodles. This explains why dem moddass so dam sick in dey head.