Monday, February 4, 2008

Revised Vision 2020

In light of recent developments, the Vision 2020 Secretariat has had to revise the original Vision 2020 to incorporate some goals that it feels will be most likely to be achieved.

The Revised Vision 2020 envisions that by 2020 :-

Ø T&T would be one big massive traffic jam
Ø Streets would be deserted after sundown
Ø Nightlife would be non-existent
Ø People would pay to play mas in enclosed areas like the Stadium, since the streets would not be safe
Ø Small business would close and send staff home because people would not be able to afford to eat out
Ø Then the Syrians will buy out their properties
Ø Murders and kidnappings will continue
Ø People will return their cable boxes, and antennas on top of homes will reappear
Ø Price Smart will introduce a Gold Card for PNM friends and family and CEPEP contractors
Ø The Water Taxi project will be promised by 2025
Ø Everyone under 25 will be a graduate of the University of T&T, but will be unemployable anywhere in the world
Ø UTT will still be spending millions on God knows what
Ø A Panday will still control Indian votes
Ø The sugar workers will still be waiting on their lands
Ø Most of their lands will be bought by Syrian businessmen
Ø The Police Service will introduce credit card and ATM facilities at Police Stations for easy payment
Ø High rise buildings in POS will remain unoccupied
Ø The Interchange Project will be stopped until the Commission of Enquiry into corruption is finished
Ø Belgroves will open a kiosk at the Casualty Unit of all the main Hospitals
Ø A doubles will turn into a singles, and be a once a week treat
Ø Kiss Bakeries will introduce a sliced hops
Ø The US and Canada will stop issuing visas to Trinis
Ø Natural gas reserves will run out
Ø Three smelters will be killing our people, but the environmentalists of the NW Peninsula will only be concerned with re-afforestation and landing some big UN job
Ø There will be a demand for Jamaican and Guyanese dollars
Ø The Piarco Airport corruption trial will enter its 2564th day of hearing
Ø Dookeran will write newspaper columns from his home in Canada
Ø All persons south of the Caroni will have to buy a monthly pass or pay a toll to drive into POS
Ø Manning will be Executive President for life
Ø The rich will get richer
Ø The poor will get poorer
Ø The middle class will disappear
Ø The PNM will continue tiefing and denying that we are a failed State


Anonymous said...

A Panday will still control Indian votes ????? wtf

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