Saturday, December 1, 2007

2008 Budget

Breaking news….

MANNING JUST PUT ASIDE $25 MILLION AS FOLLOWS:

1. 2.5 milion for breast refirmation surgery for Hazel
2. 1.75 million to try and close in Glenda Morrain nose hole.
3. 1 million for Gillian Lucky gender transplant
4. 1 million to send Christene Sahadeo on an accounting course so that sugar ain't go run out again
5. 1.5 million to Robinson Regis to freeze she eggs so when she is 60 she aint go tief d people focking credit card money for infertility treatment
6. 1.15 million for a prostethic leg for Joan Yuillie Williams to replace the one Hazel fling way when Hazel find Yuillie foot under Manning bed
7. 1.25 million for vicco turmeric cream for Rowley so he could glow in the dark
8. 5 million for the prophetist. She done c how the budget go balance. I hear is she wey telling dem way to dig for oil
9. 2 million for a blow up doll for Imbert
10. 4 million for Love mudder….remember Love is Manning outside child
11 2.5 million to grease Hazel womb
12. 3.5 million for a face lift for Eddy Hart
13. 17 million for Patrick himself for a new brand prick…..cause dis time he going and screw d country left, right and center.

10 comments:

Steppin' Up said...

after much consultation with my
junior and senior finance minister ,
mr speaker i am allocating a further 1 million to this budget:
14. 1 million for Mickela Panday gender transplant

Gillian said...

Rumour has it that Mickela Panday is bisexual, possibly a lesbian. Allyuh lemmeh know what going on nah, if she is a die hard lesbian like mehself, well now I gonna knock on she door.

Mickela's Girl Friend said...

Gillian you are in luck Mickela does swing from time to time. But hands of she is mine! Get you own woman! Don't be a horner woman!

Anonymous said...

I planning on taking Mickela away from she girlfriend and Gillian. Allyuh watch and see how fast I go pull d rug from under d two ah allyuh.

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