Sunday, December 9, 2007

A TRINI LETTER TO SANTA

Tuna Puna, Trinidad

December 26, 2005

Dear Santa,

know yah probly wonderin why I writin yuh on BoxsingDay,but after opening meh presents and dem yesterday, I just had to write yuh. Santa ah was a real good gyul all year round, ah lissen to meh muddah when she talk to meh, ah help out with house wuk, ah even help de neighbour chilrren and them do dey chaws too. Ah helped dat old Mr. George across d road when d oddah chilrren just watch him and leave him dey. Santa ah study hard in school dis year, so hard that ah come fuss in meh class.

Santa when ah write meh Christmas List to yuh, ah axk yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game and a monopoly.

So Santa . . . how the fock after reading meh list you would leave under d blasted Christmas tree ah shitty focking light up yo-yo, ah mudder focking plastic tea-set and ah focking no name dollylookin like she have polio. Santa is like yuh focking blind or yuh cyah read! Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh focking ass and like ah fool ah does always give yuh ah nex chance but ah fock again. Yuh focking fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead. Ah go wait for yuh muddahass next year, yuh better don't try to squeeze yuh fat bolockscious ass thru meh louvers, because Santa ah swear ah go fock yuh up, it go be me, you and a guava wood.

Just imagine you give that little cokey eye, knock knee, moddaacunt Laurel from across de road, she get everything that she axk for, till she doh even have room to walk around she house. And Santa, yuh see you and dem focking reindeer and dem, all yah better tink twice bout landing on my house next year, especially dat focking Red nose prick Rudolph, ah go stone he muddacunt, yuh go have to walk back to d focking north pole when ah done with dem. I swear nex year, ah waiting patiently for yuh fat focking ass to come Ho-Hoin' on meh galvanise roof.

Ah go do fuh yuh, ah promise, watch and see....

Love,
Kerri Ann.

9 comments:

Nine Inches O'Niggah Meat said...

Well, there's still and always the Tooth Fairy left to hope for...

Anonymous said...

Dear Kerri Ann.

I would have given you all you wanted, but you voted for the PNM.
Patrick Manning will give you everything you need, so you don't need me.

Yours truely
Santa

fancygirl said...

Lol hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I got this web page from my buddy who shared with me about this site and at the moment
this time I am browsing this web page and reading very informative
articles or reviews at this time.

my site; online airplane games

Anonymous said...

My coder is trying to convince me to move to .

net from PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the expenses.
But he's tryiong none the less. I've been using Movable-type on a variety of
websites for about a year and am concerned about switching to another platform.
I have heard fantastic things about blogengine.net. Is there a way
I can import all my wordpress content into it?
Any help would be really appreciated!

Feel free to surf to my homepage - online graduate certificate

Anonymous said...

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really
something which I think I would never understand.
It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward
for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

my web page bankruptcy florida

Anonymous said...

You have made some decent points there. I checked on the web for additional information about the issue and
found most individuals will go along with your views on this website.


My web site :: hip to waist ratio

Anonymous said...

WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by
searching for low-cost

Also visit my blog ... tips on how To lose weight fast

Anonymous said...

Hey there! I'm at work browsing your blog from my new iphone! Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all your posts! Keep up the superb work!

Here is my weblog ... waist height ratio