snippet from news about manning house

A Majestic waterfall, for de gorilla to jump up and play, an inviting pool, invite de gorilla and gorilless to drong please, nah, a water channel which snakes through the grounds providing some ease to the stress of running a country, even de focking drain have to behave and look like a snake, to serve de two main wicked snake. several saunas,for he to masturbate whole day, bath-tubs in every room, he does shit and fart in he pants every minute, so dey had to put one in every room to wash out he battie, so it wont stink and offend de diplomats, a beauty salon, to help hazel take out and put on she cow costume every day, a bar, I thought poom poom say he was a pentecostal, a chapel, for he to catch power and jump up and bawl, a gym, with a rope to hang deyself from, hopefully, and expansive family rooms, for he and toon toon alone? are what is in store for Prime Minister Patrick Manning and his wife Hazel, when he moves into the Official Residence and Diplomatic Centre at St Ann’s............I didnt know they was building a new madhouse!